Evan Lambert is a career journalist, essayist and short fiction writer who has written for People, Mic, Ranker, Queerty, TheCultureist, and the Santa Fe Writer’s Project. If you liked this piece, then give him a shout on Insta at @icantevannnn or check out his other work at www.evanlambert.contently.com.
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